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Anonymous
2010-01-20_17:58
ForestNews- covering the dark woods 13/20, till 2012 :>

ForestNews is a news agency based at [b:v2jnn86l]the Shirwood, UK[/b:v2jnn86l]. Its main story writers and editors cover the whole spooky-trippy-hippy-woody world, though they never left the Shirwood, to be honest. It's their telepathic abilities that allow them to cover the whole space-time continuum, except, of course, after [b:v2jnn86l]21.12.2012[/b:v2jnn86l] when there will be nothing to write about, since nothing will exist. [b:v2jnn86l]2012[/b:v2jnn86l], also, can be regarded as the main reason for the agency to come to light as many of the Shirwood inhabitants realised it was HIGH time we wrote thoroughly about our to last years on Earth. Today, ForestNews is proud to present its first news story, which, undoubtedly, is fuckin' real although it hasn't happened yet. It's the telepathic abilities of its authors that allow us to see and write about the future. Yours faithfully, the FN collective P.S. Feel free to redistribute or cite our stories, even to add such. We'll be glad to cover as many news as possible, [b:v2jnn86l]20 days a month, 13 months an year![/b:v2jnn86l] [quote:v2jnn86l] [img:v2jnn86l]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs223.snc3/21041_262804556910_735696910_3938849_3614067_n.jpg[/img:v2jnn86l] [b:v2jnn86l]McDonald's to launch shroomy brand*[/b:v2jnn86l] (ForestNews) Feb 2, 2010. McDonald's plans to launch a new burger brand - “[b:v2jnn86l]McShroom's®[/b:v2jnn86l]”, reported the company's marketing director at an exclusive press conference held today at the [b:v2jnn86l]Shirwood Conference Hall[/b:v2jnn86l]. The new product is part of the company's offensive strategy to conquer the underground ( aka forest ) market, targeting mainly snails, owls, elves, dwarves, hobbits and other foggy non-commersial subjects and beasts. [b:v2jnn86l]McShroom's®[/b:v2jnn86l] will contain only bio-products, with the main ingredient (obviously of a shroomy origin) kept strictly confidential. Biased sources comment that McDonald's secret agents held conversations with Amazon shamans over the licensing of MMM (Mexican Magic Mushrooms) and the use of an extract from such as the main ingredient, but we cannot confirm the information. Shortly after the news was announced [b:v2jnn86l]Robin Hood[/b:v2jnn86l] held a separate press conference saying he and his buddies will try to sabotage the launch of the product at all costs> “We cannot afford losing the monopoly over the hallucinogen business in the Shirwood”, he claimed with confidence. [b:v2jnn86l]*Logo courtesy of Delyan Christov aka Oxlahun IK/Oxidelic/Setanic used without permission[/b:v2jnn86l] [/quote:v2jnn86l]
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OXLAHUN IK
2010-02-24_11:21
Re: ForestNews- covering the dark woods 13/20, till 2012 :>

:shock: кво стаа тука. нищо не разбирам. тоя арт го направих за фъна... кви кортеси, лелееее ехехехе. но който иска да си го принтва на фланелки и да влиза в макдоналда ехехехе, ноу проблем. ;) всичко е за арта :oops:
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Zero-Blade
2010-02-24_15:23
Re: ForestNews- covering the dark woods 13/20, till 2012 :>

[quote="OXLAHUN IK":2icwzla6]:shock: кво стаа тука. нищо не разбирам. тоя арт го направих за фъна... кви кортеси, лелееее ехехехе. но който иска да си го принтва на фланелки и да влиза в макдоналда ехехехе, ноу проблем. ;) всичко е за арта :oops:[/quote:2icwzla6] То си го пише бре "Used without permission." :P
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OXLAHUN IK
2010-02-24_15:25
Re: ForestNews- covering the dark woods 13/20, till 2012 :>

da be vidiah ama da vkaram malko smut ehehehe thmubs up. da vidim koi purvi shte se poiavi s tozi t-shirt po bg ulicite :P
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Nothingk
2010-02-24_16:21
Re: ForestNews- covering the dark woods 13/20, till 2012 :>

[quote="OXLAHUN IK":29rtyho4]:shock: кво стаа тука. нищо не разбирам.[/quote:29rtyho4] :lol: :shock: [quote="OXLAHUN IK":29rtyho4]da be vidiah ama da vkaram malko smut ehehehe thmubs up. da vidim koi purvi shte se poiavi s tozi t-shirt po bg ulicite :P[/quote:29rtyho4] :lol: :D И кой ше влезе в макдоналдс с такава тениска.Филм голям ше е....Вече виждам доста оригинални тенисчици по улиците.Поосвободили :D са се хората...............................................................................................................
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nedelina5
2010-02-24_16:49
Re: ForestNews- covering the dark woods 13/20, till 2012 :>

:lol: :lol: :lol: яко :D :D :D Аз не ям месо :P
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OXLAHUN IK
2010-02-24_16:51
Re: ForestNews- covering the dark woods 13/20, till 2012 :>

[quote="nedelina5":lfu18qgj]:lol: :lol: :lol: яко :D :D :D Аз не ям месо :P[/quote:lfu18qgj] ахахаха :) ама един макшрумс с удоволствие :P
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nedelina5
2010-02-24_17:00
Re: ForestNews- covering the dark woods 13/20, till 2012 :>

сега ще видиш моя бистър мозък какво измисли само 30 мин :lol: :lol: :lol: готово : :P http://vbox7.com/play:7712727a