Anonymous
2006-04-02_09:59
[url:34v4wy8i]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Usa[/url:34v4wy8i] [img:34v4wy8i]http://uncyclopedia.org/images/d/d0/Usafuture.jpg[/img:34v4wy8i] [quote:34v4wy8i][b:34v4wy8i]Official languages:[/b:34v4wy8i] United Statesian, United Statesian Spanish, United Statesian Japanese, Propaganda, 1337, Newspeak [b:34v4wy8i]Motto:[/b:34v4wy8i] Qui crustulo vivit, crustulo mortuus erit (Latin: "If it's edible, it's food") ("In moronity we trust") [b:34v4wy8i]Government:[/b:34v4wy8i] Ingsoc [b:34v4wy8i]Military:[/b:34v4wy8i] Chuck Norris, Magical girls [b:34v4wy8i]Capital:[/b:34v4wy8i] Gotham City [b:34v4wy8i]Religion:[/b:34v4wy8i] Consumerism, Capitalism, Paganism, Feminism [b:34v4wy8i]Czar:[/b:34v4wy8i] Bender Bending Rodriguez • [b:34v4wy8i]Currency:[/b:34v4wy8i] Peso [b:34v4wy8i]Exports:[/b:34v4wy8i] Shit(that doent stink),Friendly fire, Elvis, Freedom fries, Michael Jackson, McDonald's, Walmart, Alfred Nobel, banana slugs, Reality TV, Americana, Fundamentalism, Silliness, Fake bullet hole car stickers, Prostitution, Democracy [b:34v4wy8i]Imports:[/b:34v4wy8i] Mexicans, Anime, Everything in Walmart, Cocaine [b:34v4wy8i]Opening hours:[/b:34v4wy8i] Monday–Saturday from dawn 'til midnight, Friday is ladies' night [b:34v4wy8i]Independence:[/b:34v4wy8i] 2031 (end of Canadian Occupation) [b:34v4wy8i]National anthem:[/b:34v4wy8i] "Old McDonald Had a Brain..." (formerly "Hey Armenia!")[/b] [b:34v4wy8i]Natural Resources:[/b:34v4wy8i] Texas Tea, treestumps,Jell-O™,prostitution, [b:34v4wy8i]Official Cuisine:[/b:34v4wy8i] Bacon fat, Freedom Fries[/quote:34v4wy8i] The United States of America ('mur-kuh), or Jewnited States of Jewmerica or Gringoland, is a rogue commonwealth of the British Empire, peopled by simple farmers, Hicks, Rednecks and labourers. The hallmark of American life is a powerful combination of borrowing, freeloading, slacking and junk food. Americans claim that their nation is favored by God, an allegation God vehemently denies. Most of the States comprising the United States are scattered around Eastern Europe, although one (Alabama) is part of China, and another (Wisconsin) is in Paris, France. America began its rogue status when it came to the realization that drunken gun slinging and tax evasion would make a compelling and provocative foundation for an independent nation. This, coupled with an enormous amount of very cheap real estate, and a ready population of natives to abuse for diversion, resulted in the second biggest colonization of America by undocumented workers in history. Since the internet and glossy magazines hadn't been invented yet, America would have to wait for the third foundation of this bourgeoning nation: Porn. Britain would say "they seriously need to get their tea together, as they haven't cleaned up since a certain party they had in the 18th century. You know which one, mister. I'm not coming up here again until this room is clean." Wow, they're blabbery. The rest of the world, however, has no beef with the states. Or is that back to front?
blue luminescence
2006-04-11_23:31
mi da jivee British humo(u)r? shte vi lisha ot komentar, che shte stane dosta po-grozno. Ne na kapitalisticheskite svine li stana, a?
Nai-lesno e da se opliuva otvunka, ama veselo. 